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August 18

Episode 5

Rum shop bursting with liquor fiends.

ShopKeeper: make up your mind pure. Beer or harders?

Pure: lemme open my eyes with a harders.

Fiends erupt in raucous laughter.

Fiend1: Pure you was taking a rest man?

Shopkeeper: ya pure was hiding in a computer

Pure: ya on the net man.

He drinks it down in one gulp and takes another.

Pure: man cannot walk on one foot.

Fiend2: better believe that soldier.

Fiend3: where you going Meshy? De man checking his vibes.

Meshy enters flashing his dread locks and a fifty dollar bill.

Meshy: shut up your mouth. I paying for all Pure rum! Shopkeeper laughs.

Shopkeeper: better believe it is pure rum.

Rum shop breaks out in mad laughter. Meshy drinks three in a row. Pure drinks another. He leaves with Meshy and a bottle. Fiends forget them and salivate on the spanish girls who have entered the shop.

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July 12

Episode 4.


Crack fiend battles crack fiend for the right and privilege to cut the grass in the drug dealer’s yard.

Dealer: I don’t want no trouble in my place.

Fiend1: but I was there first.

Fiend2: no way! I see when you come up the hill.

Fiend1: Where you was? Where you was?

Fiend2:

Laughing

Fiend2: Daddy just give me the job man. Mister not ready yet.

Fiend1: Hell wit you.

Dealer: when you all ready call me. I’m going inside. I don’t have time for shit.

He goes inside leaving them outside the fence.

They start fighting almost immediately. Eventually Fiend1 runs away vowing to come back with his cutlass.

Later the Dealer and his lover comes back out drinking beer and smoking spliffs. They watch Fiend2 with amused looks.

Dealer: man you ready?

Fiend2: lemme smoke a ting first.

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June 18
episode 1 – preschool grounds jaki weeding for the proverbial fix jaki: rasta what u have? meshy: cripple creep! girl i tired warn u stay away from me jaki throws her sac to the ground spilling bush meat
episode 1 – preschool grounds

jaki weeding for the proverbial fix

jaki: rasta what u have?

meshy: cripple creep! girl i tired warn u stay away from me

jaki throws her sac to the ground spilling bush meat

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episode2: preschool grounds receding Meshy Shakes his bigger than life dread locks. Jaki: You want some man? Meshy: what? You paranoid? What happening there? Jaki laughs out. Rotted crooked teeth flashing. Jaki: let’s make a big food rasta. Meshy: hell wit you. Don’t come around.
episode2: preschool grounds receding

Meshy Shakes his bigger than life dread locks.

Jaki: You want some man?

Meshy: what? You paranoid? What happening there?

Jaki laughs out. Rotted crooked teeth flashing.

Jaki: let’s make a big food rasta.

Meshy: hell wit you. Don’t come around.

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episode 3- Meshy dances in his underground lair. Stale calypso from way back when. He knows all the names of the old timers. The radio DJ shouts and screams. A clue for Meshy to swig his liquid. The moonshine goes down hard and primitive meant to make mad mortals of us all. Meshy: Fond Cole! What happening? What you have? Yes man DJ you done know. You done know! You done know! A crack fiend passing by. Crack fiend: Meshy! Mesh! you going mad man? Meshy rushes to the door. Flings it open with locks flying. Meshy: what the hell you say? I warn all of all you already you hear me? He stands out there like a ghetto gladiator laughing out loud in the early evening. The DJ spins another record about the girl Charlie married from the valley.
episode 3- Meshy dances in his underground lair.

Stale calypso from way back when. He knows all the names of the old timers. The radio DJ shouts and screams. A clue for Meshy to swig his liquid. The moonshine goes down hard and primitive meant to make mad mortals of us all.

Meshy: Fond Cole! What happening? What you have? Yes man DJ you done know. You done know! You done know!

A crack fiend passing by.

Crack fiend: Meshy! Mesh! you going mad man?

Meshy rushes to the door. Flings it open with locks flying.

Meshy: what the hell you say? I warn all of all you already you hear me?

He stands out there like a ghetto gladiator laughing out loud in the early evening. The DJ spins another record about the girl Charlie married from the valley.

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April 28

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